*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
this will vastly improve my life.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
Moriarty was indeed nothing more than a puppet, one created and controlled a la Coraline. He was created when Arthur Conan Doyle had mated with Loki (in his most fabulous female form) but somehow Arthur managed to mindbend the resulting child to suit his own wants. One of them was to kill Sherlock Holmes, a product of a secret and illegal liaison with Friga. And so he controlled Moriarty to kill Sherlock, only for Sherlock to know the plan all along and borrowed the time travelling device from the Men in Black. That was why he had to fall off Bartholomew’s Hospital. He then travelled back to his childhood, meet the 6 year old version of him, taught him deduction, went back into his own time, and sorted out the rest of Doyle’s gang dedicated to killing Sherlock.