Molly: I once dated a deranged serial killer pretending to be a gay guy from IT.
Margaery: My first husband was a gay man who was having sex with my brother. My second husband was an inbred sociopathic nutcase who dropped dead at the wedding reception.
Alana: Well, I’m currently sleeping with a cannibalistic serial killer who has killed several of my friends and framed another for murder.
*strums guitar* I am getting sick and tired of seeing ships being bashed and then tagged with every sherlock otp tag
*strums guitar quicker* not all johnlock shippers are baaddd, same goes for any other shippp
*lights go off on stage, crowd is getting excited* we’re all in this togetherrrr, in this long hiatusss, tag your hate as such
*angry drum solo* above all, respect everyone’s ships and opinionsssss, and don’t behave like a petulant childdd
if moriarty can jam to this so can you
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
this will vastly improve my life.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
Moriarty was indeed nothing more than a puppet, one created and controlled a la Coraline. He was created when Arthur Conan Doyle had mated with Loki (in his most fabulous female form) but somehow Arthur managed to mindbend the resulting child to suit his own wants. One of them was to kill Sherlock Holmes, a product of a secret and illegal liaison with Friga. And so he controlled Moriarty to kill Sherlock, only for Sherlock to know the plan all along and borrowed the time travelling device from the Men in Black. That was why he had to fall off Bartholomew’s Hospital. He then travelled back to his childhood, meet the 6 year old version of him, taught him deduction, went back into his own time, and sorted out the rest of Doyle’s gang dedicated to killing Sherlock.